Completely ripped this off TGR's Gaper quote of the weekend thread, posted by telemike. It made me laugh out loud, had to share

"working the other day I ride up a chair with a couple of little kids, maybe 8-9 years old - one kid says to the other "I'm looking pretty good, don't you think?" - the other says "watching you ski is like watching a retarded monkey rollerblade on a gravel road" - I almost fell off the chair laughing"