New Zealand driver distracted by breast flash

A New Zealand teenager's stunt of flashing her breasts in the middle of a street went awry when one driver became so distracted he drove into her.

Cherelle Dudfield, 18, said she had been "egged on" by a friend in Invercargill in September.

She tried to run from the car but could not avoid it, rolling over the bonnet and hitting the windscreen, police said. She was not injured.

She was fined NZ$275 ($200; £120) for disorderly behaviour.

Duty solicitor John Fraser said that while Dudfield's actions had been "stupidity in the extreme", there was a question of whether the driver could have been more careful, the Southland Times newspaper reported.

However, Mr Fraser conceded the driver could have been distracted.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8417137.stm

it's funny - http://www.tetonat.com/2009/12/the-paramarker-video/

So who put this in urban dictionary?? Who's Phantom Ninja?

1. sicktarded
Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .
Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

by Phantom Ninja Dec 18, 2009 share this

as the biggest user of the word and possible inventor, I have approved this and given it a "tumbs up", although I am not the author as I had to look up the word "portmanteau". I think we can also rule out FT using the same filter.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sicktarded

My Dick

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99487

A four star rated TR on snow Japan
http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/347396/gonew/1/Fluffy_marshmallow_land_Yuzawa.html#UNREAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eF0y0IfpPU

That cracked me up, nice find Shinobi!

This is too funny. Def recommended for splitboarders and skiers

The Soulful Splitboarder

holy crap. that was good.

Awesome. You may also enjoy:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5987841/

for some reason this one is making me laugh:

and one more:

Shinobi wrote:

sorry dude, but:

pinky wrote:

Shinobi wrote:

sorry dude, but:

weird. I can't see it on work computers but I can at home.

wonder if gifs work here.

How could that not have ended in tears, one way or another?

hmmm, riding your surfboard on your roof to a flat landing...fun!

I just noticed, i think he is holding a beer. That explains soooo much

Who's got a Gochu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaU-8BmXtpM

What a beautiful story. This should be shared with everyone.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, drag raced in his hot rod and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot & drank beer & scotch & had tons of money in the bank & left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end

great story!

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/showthread.php?87695-I-can-drink-anyone-under...

hahaha, from that thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_embedded

response to shinobi. but don't click on this if at work...

http://www.tharidd.com/pics/Frustration-ITHAPPENS.gif

youtube

If yer from the EC you'll enjoy this ... http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201000 .

^^^ That was awesome, gave me a big smile on my rainy monday morning.

"The Zamboni B-400, which uses a hot water steam spray to meld frozen water crystals into a solid, plate-like crust"

"The B-400 will make it certain that no skier at Camelback will ever be burdened with the inconvenience of having to ski in anything resembling soft, light, or fluffy snow,"

"Sure, there might be a thin film of water on the very top of the skiing surface, but under that, it'll be hard as a rock - just like our customers like it,"

"And the Zamboni® will even be equipped with a winch system so we can use it to groom really steep black-diamond runs"

"Camelback's most experienced grooming staff will learn to operate the B-400 at a three-hour seminar at a local hockey rink this fall"

You know this will guaranty they get epic dumps of pow all season this year.

Hey, Lisa. Yes, I did get your phone messages, and I am so sorry I didn't get back to you right away. I'm glad you agreed to meet me for coffee, though, because we need to talk. See, I was sort of confused by some of the things you said on my voicemail: "Hey, that Kurosawa festival at the Orpheum was extended another week if you want to go." "There's a new Cuban place on Eustace Street. I'm free Thursday evening if you're interested." "Hi, Len, it's Lisa. Call me."

Since we only met last weekend, I didn't really understand all this chummy familiarity. It took me a while to figure it out, but I finally realized that a big misunderstanding had occurred: You think there's something between us. Lisa, you're a really nice, intelligent, attractive girl, and I'm truly sorry to have to say this, but I didn't mean to lead you on last weekend by fucking you.

Please don't feel embarrassed. Some of it, admittedly, is my fault. Looking back on my actions, I can see how there may have been one or two things that made you think I was reciprocating your advances. Like making out with you in that back booth of the bar for 40 minutes. Or how, when we came back to my apartment, I slowly undressed you in my bedroom. Or how I kissed the nape of your neck and shoulders and caressed your bare breasts with one hand as I stimulated your clitoris with the other. Or maybe it was that half-hour of intense cunnilingus before our extremely gratifying intercourse that gave you the wrong idea. I guess I can see how all that foreplay might have been misleading.

Lisa, please don't be offended by what I'm about to ask, but have you been with many men? If you haven't, it's okay—that's nothing to be ashamed of. It's just that, well, a more experienced woman would have quickly deduced from my body language that the fucking wasn't leading to anything. For example, as you were straddling me, I never squeezed your buttocks; I only rested my hands on them. And it's a universally understood notion that when, after climax, a man gets up to go to the bathroom, then goes back to bed and falls asleep with his body turned facing the wall, he's not interested in pursuing anything with the woman.

I sense you're upset and embarrassed, and I'm genuinely sorry. That's totally understandable. You misread the signals I was giving off. If it makes you feel any better, I, too, have misread cues plenty of times. A few months ago, I was sitting on the bus when a pretty girl came aboard. As she walked past, she made extremely brief eye contact, then sat in the seat behind me. Naturally, I thought she was hitting on me. I turned around, smiled, said hello, and began chatting her up. It wasn't long before I started putting the moves on her, but instead of returning my amorous advances, she told me to get lost. So, you see, Lisa, I've been there. The only difference is that in my case, I was definitely being hit on. To this day, I firmly believe that girl was flirting, putting on the coy act. What I misread was the extent to which she was a little tease.

My point is, I know what it's like to be on the other side of that scenario. I just wish someone had set me straight like I'm doing here with you. I had to learn it the hard way.

Okay, I was hoping I wouldn't have to say this, but you've forced me to be more blunt: I don't find you sexually attractive. You're just not my type. You're definitely cute, but I prefer tall, long-torsoed women with freckles on their shoulders and small, pert breasts.

What do you mean, "That describes me perfectly"? Maybe you should find a full-length mirror and take a long, hard, honest look at yourself. Sometimes, our self-image can be severely distorted. I'm not judging you—we're all human and have our frailties. But, Lisa, you're not tall and long-torsoed. Five-feet-nine is not considered tall for a woman. Perhaps in Asia.

Look, I think we're getting into some of your personal issues that don't need to be addressed here. Indulge me on this final point, and I'll let you go. This is no great loss for you. You seem like a lovely girl, and I'm sure you'll find a man very soon. But next time, try to be more aware of what that man is thinking and feeling, and you'll spare yourself a lot of pain. From the angle at which he puts his penis in you to the way he post-coitally strokes your hair, there are many signs a man gives off that will communicate whether he's truly interested in you. The sooner you are able to read them, the happier you'll be.

So let's be friends, okay? Now, how about a hug? No? Come on, don't be like that....

This pic sums it up nicely.

dont usually take pics of male underwear models but...
http://www.poachninja.com/photo-albums/general-album/271111-0752001jpg

Are You a nutter - or just Finnish ?

From cugehock

There seems to be a direct correlation between the stress in my life and the amount of time I spend watching idiotic college kids dropping heavy things on their gonads online.

That's probably the last time Tsonda ever washes his hands. Thanks Shinoooob's.

this looks like a ninjaman tshirt

http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/2302.jpg
http://memerial.net/2302-i-got-this

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