Hallelujah!!!

welcome to the club sister, I am sure HH will be pleased to hear that.

You do know that this is ninjaman using SNP's computer in Auz right?

No, FT. NM just left for a client meeting and it is him being here ealier and now not being here that has made me realise what has been missing in my life for so long- men. I need a MAN!

stop. consider it carefully. maybe it's not what you think. maybe, just maybe you are experiencing the relief and companionship possible only between two people sharing the same experience. two men, both in their prime, but both losing hair faster than the ice caps shed newly melted water... flowing like the tears of lost masculine pride. it must be comforting to know you are not alone... warm relief at shared pain. let's not mistake this for true man-love.

Or then again maybe it is. In which case knock yourselves out but save the TR for one of your "other" forums.

I hear you KOM but how could I express such love for it would go unrequited. While the most handsome work of god, NM is truly a hetero man, perhaps the most hetero man I know. Oh how I wish I were a woman!

For such a hetero man he sure does love taking photos of his own cock... presumably it still has the standard quantity of hair, an attempt to preserve fast-fading glory.

Already feel the rivalry bitch. You are not gonna take SNP from us with you fake preaching about true man love. Me and HH will teach him all there is to know.

SNP, we await your return to the rainbow covered hakuba.

Not from what I hear darling, he is a fucking gueer. Most famous around the Sinjuku bars, giving it to everyone for free.
You deserve better than that. Come to us baby...

Thank you Tsonda. Now that I have opened my true self to the world to see it is good to know I have a community that will welcome me with open arms (and maybe more ) . I look forward to my time in the "back country" this season more than any season before it.

Baby, I ll show you why the deers run away from me when they see me hiking.

Perhaps this will be of interest ...

http://www.poachninja.com/forums/snow-forum/weekend-event-hakuba

Disturbing news! The bright side is the fact there will be more women for the rest of us!

Brokeback Pinky, I'm still laughing. Thanks for that.
edit:

SNP,

I knew it too, but the time we were winter camping and you rejected me I lost confidence in myself. I mean, I told you my true feelings and how much I wanted you. Why did it it take you this long to open up? Maybe we can start what we finished??? I look forward to you coming back soon!! I am your type, right??

From a previous Ninjaman id theft I seem to remember that HH is more into chicken.

Lucky for HAG, he has Lloyd to protect his chickens for when HH shows up...

Jebesus, FT and SNP coming out of the closet...this place should be renamed Poof Ninja cuz of all the gayness going on.

Aww man, your using words like poof now? You really gotta get back to the real world. If your highschool self could see you know he would kick your ass.

HH, here I only hear poof/poofta. Dont hear Buttpirate, faggot, etc anymore.

well luckily for me, and sadly for some of you, i have decided that after spending the last 10 days with Ninjaman in a cramped Queenstown hotel room that i'm not only NOT gay, but Ninjaman is repulsive...

1) he is currently drinking two beers and one glass of wine while taking codeine on the first night that we said we would "take 'er easy".
2) last night he decided it was a good idea to piss all over the balcony and not tell me about it knowing that i would be heading out to the porch bearfoot shortly thereafter.
3) his computer keyboard (our shared computer) is currently covered in BBQ sauce cause we had hot wings for dinner and he couldn't put down his hotwings because he was 'busy on facebook'.
4) he doesn't really bother with buttoning his fly or doing up his belt after he's relieved himself (sometimes on the balcony) because he "can't be fucked". Any subsequent sightings of ninjaman's cock is simply referred to as "rocking out with my cock out".
5) he waits till you get you in the lift line before he asks you to wait while he goes to take a shit in the lodge.
6) he has no credit cards because he's been rejected by all the banks in Japan. This problem requires that i pay for flights, hotels, rental cars, lift tickets, and particularly large bar tabs.
7) his bindings have a unique characteristic of fucking up after long hikes to hit particularly good chutes -- forcing abandonment of aforementioned particularly good chutes and heading to the lodge (where he'll probably take yet another shit).
he farts constantly and i'm pretty sure he shits roadkill.
9) he tells the same stories about his glory days in Valdez over and over. He's so old now he's wearing out.
10) on top of all this he's just reminded me that he's the only person who will accompany me on trips to remote locations to ski, ride bikes, drink copious amounts of booze, unsuccessfully hit on chicks, and just generally wallow around in our own filth, which is extremely depressing and sad.

i need a woman.

what's the story with NinjaMan & Valdez?
did he use to pilot oil tankers before going into banking?

Too funny! Sounds like Ninjaman would make it as a good rugby tourist!

ahh, good times good times. I don't think you could have summed him up any better.

wow- you should make that a shirt, or send the list to letterman.
or make it the home page with a heading that says 'our founder'... then the list

That list is misleading. My bindings only failed on park runs, not hikes.

This has to be added in the wiki!

i always thought nm was a silly panda

"if only coach had..."

the constant shitting when you're ready to go really has to end.

i don't want to name any names here, but bad news for people who don't plan their shits well:

Oct. 7 (Bloomberg) -- All Nippon Airways is asking
passengers to use the toilet before boarding as a way of
cutting aircraft weight, the Daily Mail reported, without
saying where it got the information.
All Nippon will position “loo monitors” at boarding gates
to ask customers to visit the bathroom, helping the airline cut
carbon emissions, the newspaper said. The airline brought in
the policy on Oct. 1 as a month-long trial, and may expand it,
according to the Mail.

When I gotta go I gotta go! When I dont gotta go I dont freaking go.
That said I have never flown on ANA

this pic made me laugh:

'keepin' it real'

man that kid's feet look super small. i've never seen anyone whose calves are as thick as their feet are long.

Looks like the kid from the Fatboy Slim album cover. "I'm #1 so why try harder."

Reminds me of my ex-colleague.