Ok all, we have the poach sticker we all know and love (the poach ninja was here, you've been poached). That is being tweaked a bit and will include the URL and some quality improvements both with the graphics and the sticker quality. That is fine for poaching shit but for personal items like tees and even stickers for our own gear it has been suggested that we need logo that isn't "the poach ninja WAS here" but something different. This is the thread for suggesting that slogan. I will start with something off the top of my head and you guys and gals post what comes to mind.
Obviously the "poach ninja is here, prepare to be poached" is the most obvious theme but the wording isn't great. We could go with computer lol speak like "i'm in yer backcountry, poachin' your lines" or pretty much anything. Be creative.
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Like I said in TGR I would like something simple, like "Poach Ninja Clan", "Certified Poacher", "thou will be poached!" etc. Don't forget that we need some smaller stickers for the gear, around 3~4 cm in diameter, so we wont be able to put that much text on it.

The pics are resized to 4 cm in diameter. Now that I see them, I think I like the "thou will be poached!" version best.
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
I think we will will be able to order a sheet with 3 stickers on. The original one and 2 small ones.

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Something like this
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Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
Uh oh...
I done went and showed a sticker on EpicSki.
Yeah...
Don't wait up, honey. I'm off to kill summer.
Like I said in the other thread on this topic, I like "What did you poach today?"
I'm not much for "Certified" or "Thou" - sounds like we are Microsoft help desk technicians or worse: a Christian skiing community that will poach non-Christians into the Lords flock. Seriously.
[sarcasm]"Ooops, were you gonna poach that?"[/sarcasm]
"There are 7 ninjas hiding in this sticker."
"No. Not pooch, you idiot."
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I hate "what did you (insert activity here) today?".
p.s.
tsonda, AFAIK certification is the antithesis of poaching.
> "what did you poach today"
We are not here to make questions, we are here to Poach!!!
I don't like the "certified" that much myself, but I kinda like to spread the word of Poaching to the disbelievers, thus "thou".
I also like:
"All your lines belongs to us"
"prepare to be Poached"
Keep it coming guys
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
Poach and Destroy!
And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
hi sock monkey. long time no see. r u coming back next season?
i'm for 'what did you poach today?' yes we are here to poach and then ask each other.
i don't like thou shall be poached. ninjas aren't christians and we're not jerry falwell.
what about 'poach the gnar' just to take the piss?
also, what about making key chains and keitai straps? little poach ninjas on skis or snowboards. of course all in white w/ the PN logo on his jacket somewhere.
the keitai strap could also have "what did you poach today?" and the URL
i'm talking to my guy at a factory in china about getting them made.
Yeah, the "what did you poach today" notion is based on the old line "I do this/what do you do?" Which is intended to promote what you do/how stoked you are for what you did etc. Its been around in many forms.
Perhaps poaching slogans is our thing? eg: Poach and Destroy as suggested ^ by Mr CH. Slogan poaching fits in well with the Jib-Jitsu play on the phrase "you 'X' my 'Z' and I'll 'A' your 'B'"
Poach Star Deluxe
I should move back to the city, get a shiny narrow black tie and swing my shit in the marketing world. Zing.
Poach. So hot right now.
Poach for Change.
Limited edition TGR+Poach Ninja sticker: Poach for a Nickel? (See that? Cross-brand marketing and strategic alignment. Double Zing). Though a bit tasteless to poach it given the history of who came up with the change for a nickel phrase.
A poach a day keeps the gapers away. Too long.
> A poach a day keeps the gapers away
Thats funny, nice.
what did you poach today

I think we can have a moto up to 4~5 words on the sticks because we also need the www.poachninja.com.
Ninjaman, is skinnyman working on a new sticker design?
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
Yes, he came up with jib jutsu mock ups, t-shirt mock ups and a whole load of shit but he sent them to me in a CMYK (used for printing) as opposed to RGB and I have a hard time bringing them down to posting size as I don't have any kind of special graphics program for such things./
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This is th jib jutsu logo which I managed to get down to size. I have a whole bunch more stuff I cant figure out
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I posted some pics in the general album - hope to get some feedback to see what people like and what they don't!
Thanks man, I commented there.
the "jib-jutsu" is a great design, thx skinnyman
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
This is th jib jutsu logo which I managed to get down to size. I have a whole bunch more stuff I cant figure out
like that jib jutsu, think it would look cool if part of the blades of the shuriken were skis/boards kinda blended in with the shuriken.
poach for change
what did you poach today
poach this
poach hard or go home
poach or be poached
ロープを潜り入れ!!
poach for safety.
poachers do it safely.
poach in... safely out.
poachers keeping it safe.
poaching for avi-control.
I find it ironic that all my poaching involves so much avi-control. Hence the wording.
Don't wait up, honey. I'm off to kill summer.
I'm behind you on the idea, but the poetry isn't working (not that I could do any better)
I know.
Don't wait up, honey. I'm off to kill summer.
Seconded!
One man wolfpack
the jibjutsu design is sweet. Any way to stick that into a mountainside silhouette?
I also like the poach and destroy as wording.
Don't wait up, honey. I'm off to kill summer.
Poach silent poach deep
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
I poach, you cry.
Do you have the ninja inside? - poachninja.com
Choose freedom. Choose poachninja.com
Ninja - Est. 1500
Poachninja.com - Est 2008
Continue the tradition.
Enter the poachninja.com
I poach, you cry.
Do you have the ninja inside?
nice
also
Poaching in Progress
Goal for this season: 30 ~ days
Currently: 20
If we go with Enter the Poachninja, next year we could have Return of the Poachninja followed by Poachninja III the Domination. Remember, only a poachninja can find a poachninja....
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When I was in 6th grade- my mom used to take me to the video store to rent ninja movies on Friday nights. Then we'd eat steak and drink cherry coke while my dad worked in the wood shop. Good times!
Poaching...
Don't wait up, honey. I'm off to kill summer.
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oh i love it lol