I miss Lloyd

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Come back to us Lloyd. Sure your surly master has ruffled feathers but we all love and miss you. Why do you not post anymore?

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rumor has it that he's given

rumor has it that he's given up on the dirtbag lifestyle and stopped skiing altogether after he nearly lost it in a glide crack early season. apparently he's moved to the city, stopped drinking so much beer, grew his hair out, and is hanging out on the showdog circuit. supposedly all he talks about the days is screwing "bitches" and drinks mineral water.

The new Lloyd. So much talent....wasted.

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My sources have just told me

My sources have just told me that the whole showdog scene led Lloyd toward a cocaine and herion habit that quickly spirallad out of control and he was last seen comotose outside the viper lounge

The new Lloyd, just wasted

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somebody told me he started

somebody told me he started touring with Phish went they got back together last year...

Lloyd, after 3 sheets of high-powered blotter acid.

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Last I heard Lloyd had

Last I heard Lloyd had rabbies and has been chowing on small children across the Chubu

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Don't worry guys, I just got

Don't worry guys, I just got to Hakuba and have heard from the park rats in 47 that Lloyd gave up the drugs (except the chronic), sorted out his health issues and is back skiing. The thing is that he has gotten into park skiing and has been caught up in the trends there so he is now is dressing all gansta.

The new Lloyd with racial identity issues

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Allegedly, after lloyd gave

Allegedly, after lloyd gave up the showdog life, hookers and blow and all that good stuff, he started doing talkshows about "mountaineering cocker spaniels gone bad". rumor has it that he started spending a lot of time with Oprah, maybe where he picked up his new pigmentation (and the ganga)...

Lloyd.... too embarrassing for words

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